A RAINY EVENING...

April 30, 2008

As DB likes to do normally, he came to pick me up from office last evening. WHY???? Well...he wants me to have a lesson or two with my driving skills on the busy roads to my office. All seemed well when I started, but suddenly it started raining midway. We got down to wear the jackets, Db placed both his mobile in my hand bag and we shoved the bag into the helmet storage under my seat. I realized that my mobile (which is hardly 4-5 months old) is still in my jeans side pockets. But somehow it didn't bother me since I thought this rain would not last longer and wouldn't get any heavier. Well, mutually we agreed on Db taking over the bike.

And then we started, and midway it started raining cats and dogs. The rain droplets were fast and big and they hit me, it felt like these droplets whipping me across my face. Like a tamed tiger, given up to the whip, I sat quietly at the back, my face down to avoid the water and eyes tightly closed. I asked Db his state and he said he was fine with the helmet on, and asked me to keep my eyes closed. I obeyed since I had couldn't find a better option.

As we closed towards AUDOGODI, I realized that the jackets had already given up (no wonder) and both of us were skin wet. And as I open my eyes to the world, I saw my bike cutting through knee height of water. I screamed MERI NAYI GADDI KHARAB HO JAYEGI, to which Db calmly replied “Don’t even think about it now!!!”. Well he had a point. We need to reach home ASAP, since my SIL would also be waiting, worried. Suddenly I though of my mobile in my pocket. My jeans was all wet and I could already feel the water seeping into my skin. I somehow got scared to check the status of my mobile, didn't even dare to tell Db about it. I sat there giving a silent appreciation to Db, as in how smart he was to have shoved up his mobiles to a safe place and I was the dumbo of the first order.

We reached Kormangala and the downpour ebbed, but I could see leaves and braches all over the road. Quite obviously, the rain and the wind had been quite worse there and the water was skill knee deep. But the worse awaited us. As we started heading towards our home, as we normally avoid the sony world signal because of the huge traffic, we took our usual alternate way only to find a huge tree blocking the road. Db took a U turn and took another alternate route to find another trunk at the middle of the road. Oh Bad!!! A U turn again and the next alternate, another trunk. He got back to the main road, but there is no right turn from the Sony world, you need to go to the kormangala main road again which is another 2 kms and the traffic was getting worse now. Damn!!! “What do we do now?”. But Db is not the one to give up. He found another alternate route to find that a trunk had fallen there also. I never knew there were so many routes to my home. There was no light anywhere, and strings of vehicles lined up, trying to find there way home...so were we. I suddenly had an crazy feeling. A ANACONDA or may be a KING KONG has attacked the city and the city is all in chaos. And Db is my only savior trying to take me home to safety, lets say the TERMINATOR. I told him my crazy idea and poor thing couldn't even bang his head anywhere. Of course at times like this, you don't expect people to (try to ) be funny.

And a few more alternate routes and finally we managed to reached home.
As we entered the parking to the apartment, Db was as excited as he had won a new video game to the last level in the first attempt. He entered the parking lot shouting FU** F**K **CK.

As we got down, we looked like warriors, who won the battle against nature, traffic and time, all tired and spent, wet to the last layer of the skin, my feet swollen to the cold water. But we were winners at last.

I checked my mobile, its still running steady, GOD BLESS the Nokia guys, I am sure no other brand of phone could have survived this.

As we reached and dried and helped our self to a cup of ADRAK WAALI CHAI, the lights had already gone out. Thanks to the generator of the building which helped us with light and a few rushes of TASHAN. JHEL as the movie was and we couldn't find the courage to watch the entire movie, but we could catch KAREENA with her green bikini. Donno what people find so hot in her, she looks starved to me, ANOREXIC as many people said on the web.

This morning I read all over the newspaper the chaos over the city, thanks to the rain last night.
I wanted to post this article right away but the net isn't working here, thanks to the rain last night again.
I cant do it from office as well...WHY???
My client was not satisfied after blocking the chat windows, social networking sites, even web mails and the company’s internal sites...so they have blocked the blogspot also…sob sob sob!!!

So I need to wait till things are up that have been brought down by the rain last night, to post this

6 comments:

Vivek Athalye said...

hey when did this rainfall happen?
if i remember correctly u r in b'lore... right?

i'm in chennai since 21st apr, but it didn't rain here at all.. infact it was just clouded but didn't rain any time.. i'm actully frustrated with the high temperature here :(
if it rains here, probably it will be good ... don't know :)

Kiran said...

Hi,

I came across this blog through a comment u posted on my blog. Thanks for visiting and for your encouraging comments.

Coming to the topic of this post - Bangalore is unique isnt it? The city has the capability to "generate" traffic jams out of every conceivable reason. Forget about wind and rain .. even a dog peeing by the roadside might result in 3 km long queues :D. The frustration is all the more for Bangaloreans like me since there's "nowhere to run" ;)

And hey .. regarding ur "About Me" section - C'mon now .. there's hardly any blog (other than the professional ones) which make sense all the time! And after some of reading your posts .. I would definitely implore you to chop off the "I dont really expect...." sentence :)

Even the reason for blogging keeps changing.. as it did in my case.. (you can read about it here ).. and am sure it will change again!

So dont worry about making sense all the time.. keep blogging and more importantly .. ENJOY it :)

Aroj said...

hey thanks for visiting my blog..nice to read the experiences of a fellow bangalorean and..also abt life post marriage :-)

Splash Press said...

@Vivek
I have never had a chance to be in Chennai, but certainly have heard about the hot and humid climate there. Bangalore is a lot better in that aspect. Except for the traffic I like everything else about it.
So, you coming back to Bangalore soon?????

@Kiran
I certainly agree on your point on the Bangalore traffic.
As for my ABOUT ME section, the caption keeps changing all the time, it would probably have changed the next time you visit me.

Vivek Athalye said...

hey.. i'm not from B'lore... i'm from Pune. I'm here in Chennai for next 2 months. after that i'll be back to Pune. :)

Splash Press said...

Oh Okay...
I guesss I should have gone through your profile a little more elaborately... :)
Sorry Vivek