FUNNY QUOTES ON MARRAIGE...

Here are a few...

Marriage? It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and women gains her masters.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

A wife is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled, "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong."

I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want then when you see what the other person has,you wish you had ordered that.

Before marriage a man yearns for a woman after marriage the ‘y’ is silent.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

If a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

A husband's last words should always be, OK buy it.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.


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