Some Tits and Bits, here and there…

Remember my article Here goes my small little FEMALE EGO wherein I said I am determined to lose weight. Well that determination lasted only 2 kgs and one month. HAH!!! You know me better than this guys…how could you even expect it to last any longer, I being a perfect example of a Gemini. When did last find me sticking to one habit for long and not getting bored out of my skull…following that equation I guess 1 month and 2 kgs is NOT BAD AT ALL!!!

Well…the good news is that I have joined VLCC. I am visiting them since last 3 days. But don’t worry, this time I have well considered my habits…so I have joined them for a course of only a month…so that, by the time I get bored, I would have lost some assured 5 kgs with a tummy reduction. NOT BAD HAAN!!!!
Awe man!!! I have to get up at 7 everyday, take a 45 min walk to the hub, then I have a 1 hour session…imagine, I used to get up at 10 am daily man!!! Awh…well…ahem…huh!!!...I dare not say that I am bored already…I am sure one of you would love to pull my nosey for that. To add to my misery I have paid them a whooping 10 K for a 1 month course…OH!!! Did that raise a few eyebrows!!!

The first day, they were kind enough to leave me in 15 minutes…so I thought I would meet my buddy. He was in the middle of a nice leisured Sunday morning sleep when I gave him a buzz. I asked him to be ready, I will be there in 5 mins and we will have breakfast together…and poor thing kindly obliged, the only offending thing he said on phone was “I hate you!!!” Oh I can forgive that, waking someone at 8 on a Sunday morning is a sin after all (Does the church say that too!!?)…but I can be quite a sadist at times.

Hey did I tell you guys that I am getting married. Finally!!!...did I hear someone say that? I don’t mind it though…pretty obvious remark for me. Well… for all those who are getting concerned for me, my fiancée is a wonderful person. For people who are worried for me, lemme tell you that I am sure he will keep me very happy… he listens to all my BAKWAAS patiently, feeds me with a lot of ice-creams, takes me for shopping quite often, doesn’t want me to cook or clean and he has gifted me a diamond already :D. HOR KI CHAEEDA!!!! And on a lighter note, our wedding rituals are so vast and elaborate by now that I am sure, its gonna last for 14 JANAMs.
And did u know…some 9 lacks are being spend on the wedding…I mean both sides inclusive. 9 lack man!!! I could buy a Honda City with that. It’s my salary for 2 years almost. A court marriage with a lavish reception…does it sounds all that bad!!! As ridiculous as it sounds but it’s rational. 9 lack man!!! 9 lack!!! Does that sound like enough money? Yeah, I amuses me when we keep talking about enough money…how much is enough actually? I happened to be the brightest student in my group at school. And today I earn more than any of my friend at offshore. My friends who earn less than me say they don’t have enough money, they think I have. But I say the same. I am getting married and I want some good furniture for my house, but I don’t have the money. So how much would be enough? I don’t know…it has never been enough.
Nothing has been enough. Time has never been enough, success has never been enough, love has never been enough, happiness has never been enough…on an average, life, has never been enough. Life is too short to be enough.

Oh I didn’t want to sound like some saint. Does that make you think, since when I started making these big talks? Come on man!!! I am getting old. I am engaged, getting married in 2 months, I might have kids in a year or two. MEIN TOH AUNTY HO GAYI YAAR!!! Somehow, I like it when people treat me like a baby, that’s how I have always been. Its so difficult now to take responsibilities, to live up to expectations, to cope up with all kinds of people, to accept things which u don’t believe in and yet keep the smile on, to adjust, to compromise…in short to become an AUNTY is so difficult. Now I know what my Mom has been through and it makes me respect her so much more now. I love you Mom, and I am sorry for all those times when I was stubborn, when I thought you bored me, when I underestimated your work, when I took you so granted. I am sorry for all those times when I said that Dad is my Hero, and forgot to mention your name. Now I know that your job was a lot difficult and you are the real hero of the house.

Oh Man!!! I have tears in my eyes now. Do all girls get so this emotional before marriage? Are all girls as confused as me when they tie the knot? Or is it just me, a rare species which is found nowhere else on the planet, with its eroding ethics and annoying ego finds it tough everywhere and sucks big time. I don’t know. May be we should just talk about it and laugh it off.